Today, I guess is a day when I am just not supposed to be doing any work. I honestly feel like I am the guy in the office filled with monkeys in the http://www.monster.com/ TV ad. Some of the people here just don't know what the fuck they are doing...So I'm forced to make fun of them on the internet from behind my protective shield of Anonymity. There are 2 main loan processors here, but really only 1 gets on my nerves. I will call her The "And then..." Lady to protect her identity. I will call her the "And then..." lady because she reminds me of the lady that answers the "Chinese Foood" drive-through in the movie "DUDE! Where's my car?" The reason she reminds me of her is because we have conversations like that all day long (when she actually talks to me). Me: "Hi I need this file submitted" Her: "And thennnnnnn..." It's fucking annoying and makes me want to hop right the fuck out of a window. I'm done ranting for now, back to staring at the beautiful off white office walls so gloriously illuminated by the buzzing florescent lights in the ceiling. (Man I need to get out more)